Category:Nobody will read this

No person on the surface of this planet will bother to even glance at these utterly boring articles, which only serve as meaningless clutter to bump up the page count. These articles have more style and less substance to them than RuPaul's Drag Race in all its forms, and even that is an understatement which does not cover the true extent of the mundanity radiating from these articles. Do not waste your time reading these. There are many more articles that are much more worth your time and that do not eat away your precious seconds that you have left on this decaying planet. If, however, you decide to waste your time reading these articles, you will forever be burdened with the trivial knowledge that these articles are forcing deep into your cranium. I have experienced it. It is a feeling of upmost regret, a testament to the failing society that we have created under the foolish assumption that all of man is wise. We were wrong. We have always been wrong. The authors of these articles are exactly the men whose brain mass falls under the thousand-gram average of mankind and who have studied not a word of meaningful literature. These men only exist to waste mankind's time, because they have wasted their own. Their existence is as pitiful, if not more, than that of mayflies treated with pesticide. Despite this, there is nothing to pity them for. Because they have wasted your time by reading these.